Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Think like a proton. Always positive.

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I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.

Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I found out my neighbor breeds deer for racing. He's always trying to make a quick buck.

What I like about chiropractors is they always have your back.

I am not always a smart-ass. Sometimes I'm asleep.

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