Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who's going to do it.

If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

Doing nothing is so hard because you never know when you are done.

Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter how long it takes.