Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who's going to do it.

Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion.

Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in spring.

Looking for me? I'm with stupid. Doing what stupid does.

Advice needs a good listener.