Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I get kids confused when I say I am older than the Internet.

Starting a page called Older Fans, where I tell everyone what hurts today and what small task I was doing that caused the pain.

Having a weird dad builds character. At least that's what I tell my kids.

Adults are just kids with money.

When my internet is down I forget that the rest of my computer still works.

Don't expect an intelligent answer when you ask a stupid question.