Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Adults are just kids with money.

My brain says "go to the gym," but my bed says "stay right here."

I never thought I'd be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning… I was right!

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

I really want to start a new diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.