Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Adults are just kids who owe money.

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

I get kids so confused when I tell them I am older than the internet.

The easiest way to double your money is to fold it over.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

‪I've done terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work. ‬