Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Dragons are just wizard dinosaurs.
I got a new compass, but I don't know how to use it. It didn't come with directions.
I lost the volume control knob on my antique radio. I keep checking the Lost and Found to see if anything turns up.
There was a robbery at the lingerie shop. The robbers gave police the slip...
Throwing scrabble tiles at each other is all fun and games until someone loses an i.
In reality, plants are actually farming us, by giving us oxygen daily, until we eventually decompose, so they can consume us.
Theiyr're - Take that grammar police!
Goth corn is called corn on the macabre.
I was going to post a joke about sodium... But Na.
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep. It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.