Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying me.

In a world full of bagels, you're a doughnut.

My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.

It's sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs.

God created the world. Everything else is made in China.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off of it!