Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I wonder if Harvard is angry it doesn't have a comma named after it?

Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn't.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn't work out, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.

Don't worry. If Plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?