Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

North America...where your credit score says you can't afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent

My brain says "go to the gym," but my bed says "stay right here."

After 100 years on the bottom of the ocean, divers were amazed to find the Titanic's pool was still full.

A recent announcement says half of all vehicles will be electric in ten years. My questions is "Which half? Front or Back?"

Confucius says: He who sleeps like a baby does not have one.

Every USB plug requires exactly three attempts to insert. It's a universal law.