Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Did you know that there are more airplanes underwater than submarines in the sky?

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.

I've always wondered if my recorded call was used for training or quality purposes.