Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." I think he got a pirated copy

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When you said friends with benefits, I assumed you meant health and dental.
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said '40.'
A friend said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn't say the decisions I made were good.
"Don't make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
My friend was trying to convince me that yoga is a sport. I think that's a stretch.
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