Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right?

Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn't.

Two blood cells fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.

I would love to get paid to sleep...It would be a dream job.

Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster in water. This means the bicycle is your only chance at beating a hippo in a triathlon.