Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
📋
Copy
👍
0
👎
0
You Might Also Like
More silly statuses for social media you might enjoy
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.
I wish I could mute people in real life.
Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday.
Life is like a bird. It's pretty cute until it craps on your head.
There are no real winners in life, only survivors.
Exercise can add more years to your life. I just ran a mile and I already feel like I'm 82.
← Back to All Statuses