Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

I hate it when I'm singing a song, and the artist gets the words wrong.

I heard the best way to release emotion is to write letters to the people and burn them. What do I do with the letters?

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

I hate when homeless people shake their cup of coins at me. It's like yeah, I know you have more money than me — no need to rub it in.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

People who say "I hate to bother you" need to learn to hate it a little bit more.