Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I have all my ducks in a row. They're just dead ducks.
Monday is proof that the universe has a sick sense of humor.
My superpower is making things awkward without even trying.
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is but I'm confident it has anxiety.
Monday morning coffee is just survival juice.
Nothing travels faster than light, except bad news in a group chat.
Nobody talks about how brave you have to be to eat at a new restaurant without checking reviews first.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Every USB plug requires exactly three attempts to insert. It's a universal law.