Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Keep your words soft and sweet, just incase you have to eat them
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I wasn't being silly I was just being creative.
You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.
I'm old enough to know better, but silly enough to still think I can do it anyway.
Apple and Blackberry should team up to make a phone called The Pie.
It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.
We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.
A day without sunshine is night.