Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

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Keep your words soft and sweet, just incase you have to eat them
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I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
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I wasn't being silly I was just being creative.
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You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.
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I'm old enough to know better, but silly enough to still think I can do it anyway.
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Apple and Blackberry should team up to make a phone called The Pie.
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It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.
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We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
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There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.
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A day without sunshine is night.
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