Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?"
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we would all sleep in toasters.
If vegetables are so good, explain to me why vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat.
Diet tip: Your pants won't get tight if you don't wear any.
It is so hot outside that my sweat has sweat.
Tropical state of mind, but on a backyard budget.
If there is no pool, I am not showing up.
I have resting beach face.
High tides and good vibes, until I get sand in my eyes.
Currently enjoying a strict routine of doing absolutely nothing.