Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Is a USB a backup in case the USA fails.

What I like about chiropractors is they always have your back.

I missed my appointment with the chiropractor about a week back.

They say you are what you eat. In what did I eat anxiety and back problems?

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

I sent that 'Ancestry' site some info on my family tree. They sent me back a pack of seeds and suggested that I just start over.