Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

Advice needs a good listener.

I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

I know I don't have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. I would hate to be wasteful.

It's interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.

I learn from the people who take my advice.

It's ok if some people dislike you. Not everyone has great taste.