Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My uncle writes 'LOL' on every post including the ones about funerals.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
My financial situation is like an hourglass. Everything eventually falls to the bottom.
Life is too short to remove a USB drive safely.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a couch potato with high ambitions.
Facebook: where people share things you didn't ask about to people who don't care.
I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
Every time Facebook shows me a memory I think 'delete this evidence immediately.'
Facebook marketplace is proof that people will try to sell literally anything.
Facebook relationship status options should include 'it's complicated and I don't want to talk about it.'