Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Born to dilly dally, forced to pickup the pace.
That sounds like a you problem.
Oh look, another opinion I didn't ask for.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.
One day I am going to make onions cry.
My flabbers have been gasted.
If Life gives you lemons, add vodka.
Remember when Botox was a taboo subject? Now you mention it,
and nobody raises an eyebrow.
If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming. It's a great ice breaker.