Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
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Doing nothing is so hard because you never know when you are done.
Why aren't lab-made diamonds as good as natural ones? They're just carbon copies.
Never considered cottage cheese a "cheese." It's just a curd to me.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
Eat a whole pizza and people say, wow you were hungry! Eat a whole cake and people say, whoa you've got a problem!