Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside of the box.
Everything always ends well. If not – it's probably not the end.
An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true.
Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go.
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
I haven't been skiing in years. My technique is going downhill fast.
I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
Fact: Sharks can only attack if you're wet.