Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Sometimes, when I am matching socks, I think, "What if these two socks don't even like each other?"
When I lose the TV controller, it's always in some remote location.
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
Welcome to our "ool", notice there is no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.
A friend recently left his long career as a truck driver. He is now semi-retired.
Nobody else in my family can preserve food, but I can.
I'm currently helping my son search the house for the chocolate I ate last night.
I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.