Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves. The correct answer was blood vessels.
Remember when air for your tires at the gas station was free, but now its $2? Do you know why? Inflation.
If I'm disoriented does that mean I'm not in Asia anymore?
Today I bought a toilet brush. Long story short, I'm going back to paper.
I just had a reality check... it bounced.
Confucius says: He who sleeps like a baby does not have one.
What if oxygen is poisonous and just takes about 80 years to kill us?
I feel like getting some work done, so I'm lying down until the feeling passes.
Will my computer last five years? Obsoletely!
If I drop a cookie and pick it up, is that considered a squat?