Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My favorite summer activity is going back inside where the AC is.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
I am ready for retirement. Now I just need to figure out how to fund the next 50 years.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I am not lazy. I am on energy-saving mode.
My brain has too many tabs open and three of them are frozen.