Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I put the "pro" in procrastination.
Surviving another day that should have been an email.
This meeting could have been a nap.
I need a raise just for showing up.
I am currently pretending to work.
No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.
I am the diamond you cannot afford.
I like my coffee like my soul: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there.