Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Telling yourself 'I'll remember that' instead of writing it down. You won't remember that.
My work routine: Coffee, existential crisis, lunch, existential crisis, home.
I'm one bad meeting away from becoming a park ranger.
I'm not quiet quitting. I'm loud staying and silently screaming.
I schedule meetings to recover from my meetings.
That one friend who says 'we should hang out more' but never initiates plans.
Today's work mood: Loading...
I don't have imposter syndrome. I have 'I'm genuinely unqualified' syndrome.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
The audacity of laundry to exist every single week without fail.