Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My wallet is like an onion - when I open it, it makes me cry
Anything is possible when you don't know what you’re talking about.
What gets wet when drying? A towel.
Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for one someday.
Keep your words soft and sweet, just incase you have to eat them
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I wasn't being silly I was just being creative.
You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.
I'm old enough to know better, but silly enough to still think I can do it anyway.
Apple and Blackberry should team up to make a phone called The Pie.