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It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.
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We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
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There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.
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A day without sunshine is night.
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I don't have a drinking problem. I'm just really thirsty.
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Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
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I don't know Karate, but I know CRAZY and I’m not afraid to use it.
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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.
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Adults are just kids with money.
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The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.
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