Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
What would you call someone with just a nose and no body? Nobody knows.
Why do bees hum? Because they can never remember the words.
Never tell your secrets in a cornfield. There are too many ears.
You must agree, the shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I wouldn't say that my ceiling is the best, but it's up there.
If you need an ark, I Noah guy.
Never give up on your dreams. Stay in bed and sleep on.
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
Hedgehogs – why can't they just share the hedge?
If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, you're just late.