Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Be nice to nerds. You might end up working for one someday.
Keep your words soft and sweet, just incase you have to eat them
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I wasn't being silly I was just being creative.
You never know what you have. Until you clean your room.
I'm old enough to know better, but silly enough to still think I can do it anyway.
Apple and Blackberry should team up to make a phone called The Pie.
It's just not in me to be vegan. Even the thought of a hamburger makes my mouth water.
We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
There's a certain happiness which comes from being silly.