Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I put my to-do list for today on the fridge, but nobody is doing it.
My brain is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again later.
I feel so bad for not emptying the trash bin icon on my computer.
My brain says "go to the gym," but my bed says "stay right here."
What do you call the chap standing next to a hole? Doug
I heard the best way to release emotion is to write letters to the people and burn them. What do I do with the letters?
When I was little I went to a child psychologist. That kid did nothing for me.
Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure...
A space heater seems like the perfect housewarming gift.
I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the raining champion.