Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I don't have a drinking problem. I'm just really thirsty.
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
I don't know Karate, but I know CRAZY and Iām not afraid to use it.
It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person.
Adults are just kids with money.
The first step of forgiveness is understanding some people are just stupid.
You are the result of 5 billion years of successful evolution. Now act like it.
When my internet is down I forget that the rest of my computer still works.
Don't expect an intelligent answer when you ask a stupid question.
I'm at the age where happy hour is my nap time.