Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
What did Yoda say
when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
Without me it is just aweso
Dear karma,
I have a list of people you missed.
Sometimes I get excited
about canceled plans.
I'd be much healthier if I didn't have taste buds.
Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day!
My Homing Pigeon
is turning out to be very popular on ebay.
I've sold it 6 times already!
I enjoy warm weather, but only to a certain degree.
The only person you should try to be better than is the one you were yesterday.
I used to wonder what font was used for the letters in Alphabet Soup, turns out it's Times New Ramen.