Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Sure, I drank brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
Sausage puns are the wurst.
I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least
Good morning people of my country. Tell me, what are we offended by today?
A large group of Karens is called a Homeowners Association.
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
What the heck is planking? It's the parkour of people who can't move fast.
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is much more fun.