Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
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Doing nothing is so hard because you never know when you are done.
Why aren't lab-made diamonds as good as natural ones? They're just carbon copies.
Never considered cottage cheese a "cheese." It's just a curd to me.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
Eat a whole pizza and people say, wow you were hungry! Eat a whole cake and people say, whoa you've got a problem!
I SEARCHED FOR A RECIPE WITH MY CAPS LOCK ON AND NOW GORDON RAMSEY IS STANDING IN MY KITCHEN.
It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting.
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.