Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
If you see me talking to myself, I'm having a staff meeting.
I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
Pepsi and Coca Cola can't even be in the same restaurant, and we want World peace?
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.