Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay my electric bill.
Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging? It's a story with a morel at the end.
I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.
I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.
I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
My out-of-office reply should just be permanent.
Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing it's only Wednesday.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.