Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
No one goes before their time,
unless the boss leaves early.
We never really mature as we age.
We only learn how to act in public.
I need a six month vacation, twice a year.
I call todays hairstyle 'I tried'
Think like a proton. Always positive.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
It's the inside that matters.
Like my fridge.
I think I'm approaching my
"best if used by" date
People think I'm too patronizing
(that means I treat them as if they’re stupid).
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.