Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Exercise. A poor man's plastic surgery.
Maybe the day doesn't like being seized.
Sometimes I pretend to be average, but it gets boring. So I go back to being AWESOME!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook.
I don't need a therapist. I just need a friend to be silly with.
Sometimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion.
Why do they call these a pair of pant's when they are not a pair?
Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
If I share it I don't have it. So I keep my secret.