Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners

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Why do they call these a pair of pant's when they are not a pair?
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Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
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If I share it I don't have it. So I keep my secret.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I hate typo's. You mix up a couple of letters and your entire status is urined.
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Smile, while you still have teeth!
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According to my childhood, one out of three pigs is a good builder.
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I'm not immature I just know how to have fun more than you do.
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Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in spring.
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If it doesn't make sense I just smile and nod.
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