Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Why do they call these a pair of pant's when they are not a pair?
Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light?
If I share it I don't have it. So I keep my secret.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I hate typo's. You mix up a couple of letters and your entire status is urined.
Smile, while you still have teeth!
According to my childhood, one out of three pigs is a good builder.
I'm not immature I just know how to have fun more than you do.
Today I found out that spring rolls are not just for eating in spring.
If it doesn't make sense I just smile and nod.