Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
I sat on poison ivy and a four leaf clover. I got a rash of good luck
Most bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.
I got the words 'Jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' mixed up. Now I am in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Man in boxers leads police in brief chase.
Drilling for oil is boring.
I had to manage my pumpkin addiction. I got a pumpkin patch.
Great news for insomniacs now that Halloween is over. Only 5 more sleeps till Christmas
My neighbour is complaining about his chickens arguing. It's not the noise that bothers him... it's the fowl language.
I love my dentist. Every year I give him a little plaque.
It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone... Be that person.