Funny Statuses, Quotes & One-Liners
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
My math teacher called me average. How mean.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
I have all my ducks in a row. They're just dead ducks.
Monday is proof that the universe has a sick sense of humor.
My superpower is making things awkward without even trying.
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is but I'm confident it has anxiety.
Monday morning coffee is just survival juice.
Nothing travels faster than light, except bad news in a group chat.